Who needs health points? Quadruple espressos are like real-life cheat codes for gamers who habitually stay up all night trying to make it to that elusive next level. With this shirt, you can warn innocent bystanders to keep their distance until the caffeine starts to kick in.
I really love this shirt because it greatly helps to express how I feel in the morning and eliminates the need for verbal communication with other people. I just point at the shirt!