Front Of Tee:
I'm polymerized tree sap
and you're an inorganic adhesive,
so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction
is reflected off of me,
returns on its original trajectory and
adheres to you.
Imprint Area: 11" x 11"
Have you ever been afflicted by Delayed Comeback Syndrome – you know, when the perfect retort pops into your head an hour (or decades) too late? If so, this shirt was made for you. Now, the next time those schoolyard bullies who tormented you in grade school cross your path, you’ll be ready to deflect their insults armed with nothing but this tee…and your cutting wit, of course.
Back Of Shirt Is Blank - 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
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